I love you Andrej Pejic.

Because....

You blur gender boundaries further than anyone has done before you, and make me wonder conventions fashion has left to defy.

You have the most camp voice I have ever heard.

You are a curious creature, and I find you wonderfully beautiful as a man and as a woman, something which I'm sure further confuses my sexuality.

The controversy surrounding your androgyny does not detract from the fact that you are extremely successful and talented as both a female and male model.

I LOVE YOU LEIGH LEZARK.

Because...

You do soft-core gothic really, really well. 

You make being involved in both the fashion and music industries work.

I have a soft spot for people with really dark hair. And I want yours.

You own those Chanel gun heel shoes that I've been in love with forever.

You are beautiful. 

Source; general googling. 

I LOVE YOU EMMA STONE

Because...

Okay, so I have this really weird obsession with husky voices, as in the kind people get when they're getting ill. I find them so, so attractive. Like I said, it's weird. But you have one naturally.

You are naturally blonde, but decided to be a red head.

You were so fabulous in Easy A, which I watched this weekend. Brilliant film. Almost Mean Girls standards.

You went to an all-girls catholic school for one term, then gave your parents a power point presentation set to Madonna's "Hollywood" to convince them to let you to move to california to pursue your acting career.

That plan actually worked.

Ooh, haven't done one of these in ages.

I LOVE YOU MIRANDA KERR.

Because...

I so did not expect you to be Australian, a fact I only recently found out.

Look at those dimples. Aw.

You practice Nichiren Buddhism and chant for 20 minutes every morning and night. Edgy...?

You do the best kind of charity work. In June 2009 you posed naked, chained to a tree, for Australian Rolling Stone to attract public attention to koalas.

Orlando Bloom? Scorrreee.

You are beautiful.

I LOVE YOU KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

Because...

You are so very English.

When you were three years old you asked your mother for an agent because you never received the same amount of calls that your parents did.

You have the most beautiful figure and you sued the Daily Mail for suggesting you had anorexia. 

You and Captain Jack in Pirates of the Caribbean make me sigh.

You are beautiful.

I LOVED YOU KATE MOSS AND JOHNNY DEPP.

Because...

You were beyond cool. You just were.

You were young and crazy.

You were beautiful.

I LOVE YOU CASSIE

Because...


You made me start saying "wow" too much. 


You have pretty hair.


Your first words to Sid were "Oh....wow....lovely.........No, but I like that you're funny looking."

Cassie: I think that since Sid and Michelle are together, we should do the same.
Tony: What, go out?
Cassie: Yeah.
Tony: Get dressed up? Go on a date?
Cassie: Yeah.
Tony: And we'd talk and eat dim sum and I'd take you home.
Cassie: And I'd walk you upstairs.
Tony: And I'd knock my head and fall back down the stairs.
Cassie: And I'd run and get the witch-hazel.
Tony: And I'd say "Witch-hazel? Why? Are you 90? Give me some fucking painkillers."
Cassie: And I'd say "Hey! It's an excellent astringent and we're out of asprin anyway." And I'd turn the argument into a good hard fuck.

Skins was never quite the same without you.

You are beautiful.

I LOVE YOU ANGELINA JOLIE

Because...

Those lips. Wow.

Your tattoos are really quite cool.

You gave your Oscar, Golden Globes, SAG Awards and Critic Choice Award to her mother. Aw.

Your favourite Disney character is Dumbo. I love that.

You are beautiful.